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Rantings of some jerk with a drinking problem.

Because a drunken bee is a happy bee

Created on 2005-05-02 03:37:41 (#6984894), last updated 2009-10-14

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That Cadbury is always shitting on the little guy. I worked for him fifteen years and haven't had a day off since. I know my son Massive Tim is still alive as all my wages go towards his operations and child support to my fucking slut of an ex wife.

At least the pay is good, a mini egg every easter and a slightly ruddy penny every christmas. And some good perks. An hour's lunch break once a year, and after 20 years you can apply to take the night shift off on your birthday. So all in all, it's not a bad job and Cadbury doesn't whip me all THAT hard.
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breakfast goblins, comedy, dungeons and dragons, fiya, grapefruit, hobgoblin, homestar runner internet, levers and pulleys, martial arts, movies, music, pubs, reading, running, swimming, weights, women, world domination, writing

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